Yes as I expected Andrew Lloyd Webber hasn’t been in contact with me regarding my mega book sales ninety-two pounds twenty-seven pence and three farthings to date.
I can only assume that he realises my potential as a writer whose books can be turned into musicals and sees me as a threat to his international status.
Ideas are signposts for the mind
I have just had my finger bent back seventy degree’s, but I never got the police involved; why; I am one of the unlucky people who developed collagen in both hands. this wraps around the fingers and overtime pulls them inwards until they eventually touch the palm of the hand. It normally only happens to the ring and little finger.
There are three ways to correct this. cut the fingers open then cut around the tendon to remove the collagen
Cut the fingers off ( this does happen to some people )
A collagenase injection into the fingers that require treatment. This is treated as a proper operation and the collagenase softens the collagen that has formed around the tendon. and it hurts but not as much as the following day’s treatment. The next day the hand is injected with anaesthetic and fifteen minutes later the surgeon ( a really nice man Mr Waldron ) pulls the finger backwards until the collagen snaps (like a carrot) now that really hurts.
So now my finger is only bent at fifteen degrees and I am so pleased with that.
Next hand in six months time.
The staff were really nice at Queen Elisabeth, Birmingham, UK especially the one who said that I reminded her of someone famous. Ah, Steve Macqueen I asked. No Jasper Carrot she replied. Sometimes reality is not a nice thing.
Coming soon my take on virtual reality,
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