Designing Things

I have thought long and hard about design and have noticed how chairs and tables that have three legs don’t wobble but never have I seen an animal or human with three legs and this made wonder that if this simple observation disproves Darwins Theory of evolution.

Because I spent hours looking around the local area but nowhere have I seen any person or animal with three legs which should happen through evolution.  This is a shame because having three legs would certainly prevent a lot of accidental falls in older people.

And who worked out the dimensions for the seats on settees and armchairs because nearly every one of them has a base length that is far too long so you either slump in them or alternatively have to pack your back with a number of cushions.

More on design when I get my bottle of red wine on Saturday night.

My local pub is the Robin Hood in Willenhall and most Friday nights a man comes in with the biggest dog that I have ever seen. Apparently, it’s a Russian dog which is used to kill brown bears in that country. Derrick Taylor said that it must be good at its job because he has never seen a brown bear in Willenhall.

I suggested to some of the locals in the pub that we should all put ten pounds in a kitty, hire a brown bear suit, and any person who was brave enough to wear the costume and grunt a lot when the dog came in could have all the money;  but in the advent of his demise it could go to his widow.

For cat lovers who are concerned that it would be painful to put ten pounds into a kitty the aforementioned word when used in this context means money being put into a pot; if you don’t know that word either I may lose the will to live.

Actually, I don’t feel too good, it may be to much red wine.