This is my fifth attempt to write a successful novel and I thought that while not being full of intellectual phrases and plots that would take readers to another dimension it was in the realms of an easy read and quite interesting.
So I sent it off to five different agents and most said it was interesting but it did not fit with their book profile.
That was apart from the one agent who sent me three links to basic writing courses ( you may have realized from my articles that they may be correct)
I sent an email back pointing out that this could undermine my confidence in my ability to continue in this new career and they should be far more helpful to new authors.
They apologized and agreed to be more diplomatic in the future then added that they would be sending me a gift which if used correctly could propel me into unimaginable opportunities.
It was a box that contained a length of rope with instructions how to fix it around my neck and to a beam.
I am still trying to understand how to use it correctly as the slipknot keeps slipping.
I console myself that I was exceptional in using a Three dimensional panto graph (you may find it on you-tube)
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