Borris

Well as has been said many times ‘you couldn’t make it up, but you don’t have to.

So you live in a great big house and there are parties night after night with unlimited booze bought by the British taxpayers, there is loud music, fights between some of the officials, and sometimes purely by accident you walk into the rooms where it’s happening and although you protest someone places a pint glass in your hand, you only have three or four pints and then leave immediately.

Then you have no recollection of any parties on the premises, bet the burglars are casing the joint at this very moment.

Look my only gripe is that I wasn’t invited, it’s my eightieth birthday next month I wonder if it’s too late to become a conservative for one day only.