The Iranian’s have shoot down two American fighter planes with what they say is an upgraded air defence system despite DJT stating that that he has totally destroyed there ability to defend themselves. The pilot of the fighter plane when giving his account of events said that all there sophisticated software was useless against this new and frightening technology.
When pressed he said that out of no where a plane appeared which AI identified as a 1916 British Sopwith Camel which they were unable to shake off, and the the two machine guns on the front blew holes in their plane. DJT has begged Keir Starmer to send some of these planes to his air force’s so that they can compete with the Iranian air force You couldn’t make it up could you.
Over the last weekend the UK has experienced extremely high levels of wind, the National Health service has told people to reduce the amount of canned beans they eat.
An inventor in Dudley has patented a devices that fits onto peoples bottoms and captures excess wind. He states that if every person was fitted with one of these and the national grid fed it into their green house gas systems it would solve our energy crisis overnight.
Update, sadly the inventor died of carbon monoxide poisoning when his invention developed a leak. The patent office are trying to get to the bottom of what happened.
Seriously Donald Trump has given the Iranian’s a time limit to comply with his condition to end the war. So where is this going. Well the Israeli’s are waiting for DJT to give them a green light so they can destroy the Iranian’s energy resources, then Iran will hit all the the energy supplies in the Arab countries. Its not going well.
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